KIM NOBLE ON: How To Quit Smoking

The Warning signs on cigarette packets are not working.
Cigarette sales are up 2.1% (maybe)
I’m smoking more than ever, even though the warnings say “SMOKING KILLS” or “A LONG PAINFUL DEATH”.

I phoned the government department responsible and spoke to Dave.
I suggested a change in tack.

Use warnings that smokers would feel less comfortable with;
Packets that smokers would not want to associate with. I.e no one wants to be a paedophiles. Do they. Do they? Cigarette sales would plummet 1.6% in the 1st month (maybe)

My suggestions :

or

or