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KIM NOBLE : on URINE
Today i saw this blind man on the underground.
I thought about all the difficulties he may face today…not just in getting about London, but also at home.
For instance; aiming must be a real problem. The rim of the bowl must be quite a mess. And the floor around the toilet base. I feel sure there must even be a fair amount of ‘splash’ on the surrounding walls.
I also saw this lady today
Posted on February 25th, 2010
KIM NOBLE : ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
(recommended listening for this page)
The Television advertisement states: 40% of men over 40 will experience some form of erectile disfunction.
Thats 1% chance for each year of your life. I wish i was 5 again.
I’m 35 and i certainly experienced a few % the other night.
below are a few examples to eradicate the stigma attached
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION (type1)
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION (part2)
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION (type 3)
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION (part4)
Posted on February 18th, 2010
KIM NOBLE : a Belgian isn’t in a coma
There are few people who are worth their place on this planet. Rom Houben is one of those.
The Belgian man, surviving a horific car crash was thought to be in a vegetative state for 23 years, however he was conscious all along..he has lived in a state of non-communication with the outisde world until now. I admire this man.
If Esther Rantzen was still alive i’m sure a ‘heart of gold’ badge would be winging its way to Liege. And deservedly so.
Rom with his special keyboard
After a new head scan, doctors found that his brain was active and he can now communicate using a special keypad.
It made me think of other so called ‘vegetables’
A vegetable?
and the stories they might tell if they were given special keypads.
a vegetable with speakable pad allowing communication
Fotunately for Rom, he is from belgium, so he didn’t actually miss anything.
Posted on December 1st, 2009
KIM NOBLE ON : being disabled
last month i was asked to provide a film, previously made, for a forthcoming event at the soho curzon cinema.
i was happy to oblige as the short film entitled: How to survive a terrorist attack, was banned from an event at the Tate last year.
However the event at the cinema is discribed as : Short Films and Discussion On The Disabled Vanguard.
Now i’m delighted to be labelled ‘disabled’. but i’m unsure exactly why?
I dont use one of these:
(although i did wheel myself round a shopping precinct in Preston many years ago)
but
i am dyslexic.
i did once shit myself.
i suffer from occasional mental disturbances.
i have ginger hair.
and bad breath.
I’m happy with these to be used as my reason for joining the ‘less-abled’ amongst us as long as i can now officially park here:
link to film at curzon on 8th nov 09
Posted on November 2nd, 2009
KIM NOBLE ON : Caring for people with depression
MY darlings
please read the london underground signage on the northern line for priority seating.
i believe they’ve made a mistake. it should thus:
so next time please give up your seat for a manic depressive whose done well to make it this far.
Posted on October 23rd, 2009
KIM NOBLE ON “How to Practice Peace and understanding
I’ve been attending buddhist teachings on a wednesday night in my local library. We are told to be more accepting of everyone and everything. but on my way home…
…this man was taking a wee in the street, slyly opening his car door, opening his fly and then urinating.
I photographed him as he was shaking his penis. But I imagine it looked like this.
(This image has been mosaiced, so not to cause offence and is not to scale)
At first I was outraged.
But anger turned to acceptance, even love, as I returned home and remembered that 4 nights before, I was caught short myself in the middle of the night and only had a fresh orange juice bottle with a little left in, to hand.
I got home and looked at that partly filled bottle in a different light.
It now sits proudly on my bed side table as a reminder to accept people with different ways, habits and cultures.
Ironically it was in a SAINBURYS TASTE THE DIFFERENCE bottle.
Posted on October 14th, 2009
Reducing Obesity
having bought 20 packets of trimflakes from morrisons…i’ve now started to work on a new prototype toy, to be placed in the packets, as a promotional gift to increase the sales and then place them all back on the shelves….thus tackling obesity face on.
the new ‘toy’ i am thinking about is a mini Floella Benjamin in various positions and a mini Kim Noble
that can be linked together.
these will be available in a month. 
Posted on September 6th, 2009
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