YOU’RE NOT ALONE returns to London

KIM NOBLE YOU'RE NOT ALONE

 

You’re Not Alone returns to Soho Theatre this festive season from  Tue viagra vs cialis vs levitra reviews 8 Dec – Sat 9 Jan, 7.15pm

For tickets book here

(because you’re really quite nice i got the theatre to set up a special promo code for you: KIM15FB  which gets you £5 off.)

still dance b&Q

So tell your mates, your pets and your grans and lets dance…byeeeeeeeeeee

 

living in a showroom wardrobe

In 2016 i intend to spend a week living in a department store showroom wardrobe. sleeping over night inside it and in the  day wandering the aisles. i’ll take all my provisions with me, and large empty bottle to wee in (although there is a toilet in the store) and possibly a book by Alan Titchmarsh. I’m hoping it will provide me with an insight into the human condition. I won’t disclose which store because i don’t want to be found out.

but i might send a tweet. or document it.

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i had a practise to acclimatise.  i sat in here for 5hours. no one noticed. it was fucken dull.
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byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

a painting of a cashier…

(called Keith)

keith the cashier

study of a bored cashier. (acrylic on cleaning spray bottle)

i bought a angle grinder and some cleaning spray.
i painted the bored cashier on the spray and put it back in the store.
i will let you know what i did with the angle-grinder another time.
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man on flight EZY8873 reads the Daily Mail in seat 23c

(sketch. acrylics. on fag packet)

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Self portrait: Disappointment

or

Comparing My Penis Size To Three Men In This Online Porno. (The Three men Are Getting Blowjobs  Off A Naked Woman Who Was Initially In A Nuns Outfit )

or

I Am In Devon

self protrait

cables, adaptors, sockets, drives etc part3

VGAtoDisplayPort for Mac

VGA to Mac display port. (doesn’t fit any actual mac)

3way 2metre extension. not to scale

3 socket 2metre extension cable. (not actually 2metres)

thisUSBstickDOESNTcontainchildPorn

a usb flash drive does not contain child pornography. (doesn’t actually work)

some of these items will be available here. anything left unsold can be purchased at minimal cost online direct from me.