NEW Airbus 320 Safety Instructions

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i went on an

Airbus320. took home various safety instruction cards and duplicated them with additions and put them back on the return flight. I’m hoping they are more true to life.

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If Rene Descartes Designed Hotel Room Emergency Exit Plans…


I trust this change will help new occupants of room 115 during any emergency situation.



European stuff.

trying to improve my german


was delighted to be sent this badge of honour. from a learn german app.

its worth more than a degree nowadays.

(i used to be proud of being English.
now I’m just disgusted.)

i realise this will be read by mostly sympathetic readers.. ..but for those of you who voted for hatred and bigotry..i’d like a word with you cunts. No really.

Byebye Europe

my time living in Munich is nearly

up and I’ve had the fortune of working with some great artists on various projects including this one.

if you’re in Munich, Bangkok or NewYork you may even see it.



£0 raised for a great cause



.. i ran 13 miles to raise awareness of  my issue with a vermin in my ceiling. its keeping me

awake at night.

(its worth noting that Eddie Izzard raised £1,300,000 for another cause)

You’re Not Alone (terrifed in manchester, Belfast, Munich)

John, the lorry driver from manchester, has been invited to the show on 12th march in manchester….he has yet to respond. so theres a chance i may or may not be le cialis est il rembourse beaten up during or afterwards. Something to look

forward to.
You’re Not

Alone then travels to Belfast & acheter sildenafil 100mg tab Munich….with other dates to be added…soon-ish

Tickets for manchester


last nighty night.


joplin said: “On stage, I make love to 25,000 different people, then I go home alone.”

well tonight there were 146 people in. so thats at least a semi. then i went home alone.


thank you to all that came down to see it, and the kind words.

sad times.

hope to see you in B&Q soon.

YOU’RE NOT ALONE returns to London



You’re Not Alone returns to Soho Theatre this festive season from  Tue viagra vs cialis vs levitra reviews 8 Dec – Sat 9 Jan, 7.15pm

For tickets book here

(because you’re really quite nice i got the theatre to set up a special promo code for you: KIM15FB  which gets you £5 off.)

still dance b&Q

So tell your mates, your pets and your grans and lets dance…byeeeeeeeeeee


living in a showroom wardrobe

In 2016 i intend to spend a week living in a department store showroom wardrobe. sleeping over night inside it and in the  day wandering the

aisles. i’ll take all my provisions with me, and large empty bottle to wee in (although there is a toilet in the store) and possibly a book by Alan Titchmarsh. I’m hoping it will provide me with an insight into the human condition. I won’t disclose which store because i don’t want to be found out.

but i might send a tweet. or document it.

i had a practise to acclimatise.  i sat in here for 5hours. no one noticed. it was fucken dull.