Banned.

At the request of the staff,  my large screen installation will now not be shown TUMULTINGENT 6  Art festival, Gent.

Causing offence, inappropriate messages on stealing and eating a book on Schopenhauer have been cited as 3 of possible reasons.

(there were no cocks or shit  involved in the work at all)

so today i might do a watercolour instead.

 

Question and Answers Sessions suck balls.

(article for Draff Magazine) 

There comes a time in every man’s life where one has to face facts: they have to attend a Q&A session. For some this comes at a theatre, for others it may be a cinema screening or conference hall. It might even be online via the World Wide Web.

It’s a right of passage moment and aren’t that the truth…..

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Where did Rob Brydon Hide my fucking Life Jacket

British Airways (fucken annoying) inflight safety instructional video is presented by various panel show celebrities, a tossing acheter cialis chef and Mr Bean. Seems somewhat at odds with the gravity of the  point. (although Emirates use dancers and performance artists)  with So sadly your dying thoughts in an (un)likely event of an air disaster will likely be something like:

“What did Mister Bean say the brace position was”

or

“Where the hell did Rob Brydon say my life jacket was”

 

Fuk you BA.

a show

that i’m partly responsible for

9 young people, 1 amazing director, 1 balding musical director, a very patient A.D. and me.

for 1 week only in London at The Unicorn Theatre.  click here for details
before it tours the Europe with Campo

(and i have an upto date DBS check)

 

The Art Doesn’t Work Anymore

In a gallery somewhere. Probably in Finland. With a VR headset on. The Virtual Reality art work wasn’t working. (but i didn’t understand the sign.) So i just stood there staring at nothing for 10minutes.  It was quite good.

 

 

(a bit from a graphic novel maybe)

“A Journey Of A Thosand Miles Starts with One Step”

Lao Tzu

…or the Long Stay car park at Gatwick Airport.

Kim Noble
Cell No. 154 of a story/journey  that might be a Graphic Novel (or an image on my hard drive)

but i would walk 500 miles…

 

 

PS. Map shows acheter viagra number of times you can watch SHREK 2 on flight from Melbourne to London.